Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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