I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
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he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
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I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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