What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
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Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
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It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
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