just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
Sober January is a disaster.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
Randomize
