HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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