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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
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