Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
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Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
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She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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