dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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