her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
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i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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