How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
organizing the empties. That sober.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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