its not stalking. its research.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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