Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
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He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
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If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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