You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
smell my finger.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
