Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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