hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
I wanna passion pit in your ass
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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