i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
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