question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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