I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
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She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
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Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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