oh god the rape fog is back!
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
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This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
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Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
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That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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