Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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