Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(770): View more from Georgia

I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.

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(765): View more from Indiana

Why are you ignoring all of my texts?

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The power was out.

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(480): View more from Arizona

turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.

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(251): View more from Alabama

Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree

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(989): View more from Michigan

Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.

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(310): View more from California

...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."

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(507): View more from Minnesota

I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why

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(778): View more from British Columbia

She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.

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(208): View more from Idaho

Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass

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