WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
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The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
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This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
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