suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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