when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
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