and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
one two three fourrrrnication!
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
Randomize
