My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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