You work out of a Hotel?
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
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nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
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I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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