I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
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We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
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This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
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