Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
We need to feng shui this bitch.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
Randomize
