im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
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No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
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P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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