There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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