I want to walk on stilts...naked
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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