I need help removing her.
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
why do cheetos always look like penises
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
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