He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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