haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
I need to sanitize my soul.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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