Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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