The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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