So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
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He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
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no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
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