i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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