I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
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This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
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Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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