I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
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Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
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