Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
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and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
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Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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