idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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