Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Randomize
