He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
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Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
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She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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