It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
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