Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
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