I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
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booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
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all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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