I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
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I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
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I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
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