who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
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