Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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