I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
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We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
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You. Win. At. Life.
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Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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