Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
Randomize
