Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
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She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
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The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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