guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I can feel your judgement through the phone
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