i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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